The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!