The power to dickfart.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to become a JELLY

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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THe power too spel.

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The power to know where Waldo is

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to have no power.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!