ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the ability to become black.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to die at will.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!