the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The power to command belgium's military

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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WHO'S THE DILLWEED WHO WRITES DUMB JOKES.?

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!