The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!