The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!