- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see John Cena.

the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

The power to forget what you were going to say

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

The power to have a power

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

Pointless Super Powers