The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!