The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to die at will.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be a human

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to control weather on Mars

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!