Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to be powerless

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to see through pastry..

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!