- Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

the power to change channel without the remote

the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

The power to walk halfway through a wall.

The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

Being Yianni.

The power to turn macs into big macs.

Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

The power to kiss your own elbow

the power to think of powers

Warm vision

The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

The ability to eat your own face

The ability to breath outside the water

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!