The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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WHO'S THE DILLWEED WHO WRITES DUMB JOKES.?

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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Power to STFU!!

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!