- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

Power to not have any power.

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

the power to f**k your family all at once

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to turn macs into big macs.

The power to kill yourself at will

The power to walk through a unlocked door.

The ability to breath outside the water

The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

the ability to hover

The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

Warm vision

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

The power to destroy money but only your money.

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

The power to see in black and white.

Pointless Super Powers