the power to always hug people

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to shit brix

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!