The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!