the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The ablity to hate everything.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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the power to think of powers

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The power to go to hell

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!