The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!