the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not exist.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to shed hair

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!