The power to not Waste time

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!