The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!