The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!