THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!