The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to predict the past.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!