The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!