The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!