The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!