the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to die at will

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to wink really fast.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!