North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The Power of cheese

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!