The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power spite flower

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!