The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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power to have no power at all

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!