The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to bi ugly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!