The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!