The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!