- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

Radiation resistant eyelashes.

The ability to speak backwards.

The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

The power to RickRoll yourself.

The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

The ability to sweat money.

The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

The power to make you fap to anything.

the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.

The power to get raped at will

The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

The power to juggle cacti

The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.

The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

the power to convince yourself that you're super

The awesome power to find Waldo.

The power to fart methane.

The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

Pointless Super Powers