The power to eat food when hungry

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to grow cancer cells

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The ability to piss flames.

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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The power to read dead people's minds

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!