The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to sleep

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!