the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to sleep

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!