The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to walk through air.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to see when the lights are on

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Swiss army teeth.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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the power to not have power

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!