The Power to die at will

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!