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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead
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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.
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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day
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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you
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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.
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The power to have a small penis
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The power to commit suicide.
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The ability to create pointless super powers
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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...
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The power to fart at will.
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The power to turn things in to wood
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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.
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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair
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The power to fly with your feets on the ground
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The power to put out light from your butt
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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.
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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.
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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.
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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.
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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.
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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.
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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.
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The power to be -100% faster...
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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!