The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to be dead

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!