The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!