the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to see the present.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!