The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!