the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!