The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!