The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!