The power to predict the past.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to smell farts nearby

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!