the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!