The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to see the present.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Reverse Pooping

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to shit in your eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!