The power to think about useless power

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to poke

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to see the present.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to eat food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!