Reverse Pooping

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!