The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!