The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to pee on command

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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Reverse Pooping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!